Sweden Breaks NAP With EPIC

Whistleblowers from within the EPIC administration have provided The Leading Institute of Global Media Administration with a copy of a secret 900-day NAP between EPIC and Sweden, supposedly signed just under two months ago. Despite the treaty’s existence being unclear to Sweden, EPIC claims the Nordic nation has already broken the pact, triggering diplomatic outrage and confusion across the server.

The full transcript of the agreement is as follows:

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Side 1: Sweden  

Side 2: EPIC + The Treaty of Medelin + Everyone Else

Side 1 agrees to:

• Not declare war, fight, defend itself, or be annoying toward Side 2 or anyone else.
• Get nuked at the discretion of Side 2.
• Not ally with Poland or anyone else, but mainly Poland.

Side 2 agrees to:

• Farm gold indefinitely.
  

This Non-Aggression Pact will remain in effect for 900 days, commencing on day 252 and lasting through day 1152, inclusive. The treaty may be extended unilaterally at Side 2’s discretion.

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Following the leak, The Institute reached out to EPIC for comment. A Saudi Arabian representative replied, stating that a “first and final warning” had already been sent to the Swedish government, claiming they had “shamefully broken the spirit of the agreement by getting hit by our nukes.”

When pressed to clarify how being nuked constituted a violation if it was explicitly allowed by the treaty, the representative explained that while Sweden had technically followed the letter of the agreement, it had “failed to align emotionally with EPIC’s expectations.”

The remarks come days after EPIC accused Poland and South Korea of breaking their NAP for fighting in a battle in which EPIC was not involved, but felt like it was. In that case, both Poland and South Korea were supporting Sweden in a conflict against the UK, while EPIC supported the UK in the same battle without issuing a formal declaration of war or statement. EPIC maintains that “participating in a battle where we have feelings invested constitutes aggression, especially if the participants are Sweden, Poland, or anyone who’s ever made eye contact with a Swedish player during the treaty period.”

Representatives from Sweden denied any knowledge of the supposed treaty, with one official stating, “We’ve never seen this treaty before, but it would explain why EPIC has been acting like we’re the aggressors for getting attacked.”