The Parody Press
Edition 1
Now also
with: spelling errors
The News:
New anarchy
party in Portugal! They don’t like their taxes high
The party
was founded on the 56 day and wants to go against the corruption and lies of
there government. There ideology is based
on a trinity of commandments:
“The PAP is
governed by the principles of responsibility and transparency towards its
citizens.
The PAP is
based on individual freedom and the sharing of opinions, with the only
objective being the social, economic and military evolution of the country.
The PAP applies a policy of hostility to any
type of legal plunder.”
What will
happen next is unknown, maybe nothing since anarchists are more of the lazy
kind of people.
Anarchist
in action
After
making this article I found out there is an English version for the new party announcement
New President
of Russia
Who actually
cares, they have an active population of 4 and all their land is occupied by other
countries. Anyways,
there new leader is kinzhal, and he states: “We have won in numerous wars. Both
IRL and here we will be victorious” I wish them good luck with their 3-day special
operation.
About the weather: Today we can expect a light breeze from the west across Europe. In Germany, fallout could lead to acid rain. Stay safe my fellow citizens!
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