💔 WORLD WAR 7: DID TRUMP START A WAR OVER MODI AND MELONI?

THE MERIDIAN | Special Comedy Edition

ECLESIAR — Forget diplomacy. Forget economic sanctions. Forget years of international politics. According to the completely imaginary relationship experts at The Meridian, World War 7 may have a much more dramatic explanation: a love triangle gone horribly wrong.

It all allegedly began in the fictional universe of the famous Melodi meme.

Donald Trump reportedly arrived at the imaginary international dating office with confidence, a golden handshake, and a speech prepared for Giorgia Meloni.

Unfortunately, Meloni had other plans.

“Sorry, Donald. I'm busy,” she allegedly replied in this entirely fictional comedy.

Busy doing what, you ask?

Apparently, having a conversation with Narendra Modi.

And just like that, the imaginary diplomatic situation became a Bollywood love triangle.

🇺🇸 ACT I: THE REJECTION

Trump had allegedly prepared everything: a grand diplomatic meeting, a dramatic entrance, and a promise of the greatest relationship in history.

But the response was not what he expected.

According to our fictional script, Meloni simply turned toward Modi.

Trump reportedly stared into the distance.

An imaginary adviser whispered, “Sir, shall we negotiate?”

Trump replied, “NEGOTIATE? I WANT A BETTER DEAL!”

🇮🇹 ACT II: THE MELODI MOMENT

Meanwhile, Modi and Meloni were supposedly enjoying a perfectly peaceful conversation.

The world watched. The internet made memes. The imaginary photographers worked overtime.

Modi: “So, shall we discuss international cooperation?”

Meloni: “Of course.”

Trump, watching from across the room: “WHY IS EVERYONE DISCUSSING COOPERATION EXCEPT ME?”

Naturally, the fictional tension escalated faster than a rumour in national chat.

🌎 ACT III: WORLD WAR 7 ENTERS THE GROUP CHAT

Suddenly, every country had an opinion.

The Bakers were busy with their own plans. The Pacifists were demanding explanations. Diplomats were drafting statements, and ordinary citizens were desperately trying to understand how a conversation had become an international incident.

One exhausted citizen asked:

“Wait a minute. Are we fighting a world war, or is this a relationship problem?”

Nobody answered.

Someone simply forwarded another meme.

📰 THE MERIDIAN'S FINAL VERDICT

Was World War 7 secretly caused by a romantic rejection?

Absolutely not according to any real evidence. But in the imaginary cinematic universe of Eclesiar, the theory has already received 47 likes, 12 angry replies, and three emergency diplomatic meetings.

Trump wants an explanation. Modi wants to discuss cooperation. Meloni wants everyone to calm down.

And the ordinary citizen?

They just want to know whether the war will affect market prices.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of a meme. It cannot start a real war by itself, but it can certainly make the group chat unbearable.

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