APP DECLARATION OF WAR

The APP hereby issues this formal declaration of war against Italy called operation "Spaghetti". The reasons for this action are grave, carefully considered, and above all cultural and this action is not taken out of hate against Italian people.

First and foremost, APP has long harbored a burning desire to feel and see the masterpieces of the Italian Renaissance. These works have inspired generations, and it would be crime to both history and good taste to ignore them when they stand so invitingly within our reach. Our armies therefore march not only with steel, but with admiration.

However, the most serious and undeniable cause for war remains the following:

Italy is in possession of a copy of the Pula Amphitheatre which they keep in Rome. APP finds this arrangement historically confusing, geographically suspicious, and aesthetically provocative. While imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, forgery of amphitheaters cannot go unanswered. This matter alone would have sufficed as a casus belli.

APP wishes to make clear that this war is limited in scope and duration. Our stay in Italy will be brief and respectful. We shall admire, we shall repay hospitality, we shall address the arena situation, and then satisfied in spirit and conscience we shall return home very soon.

No permanent presence is intended. No prolonged occupation is desired. We came to see beauty, restore balance, and leave before the wine cellar becomes too tempting.

"Creation of Bruce" - Zalogur, AD 1475

Signed,

The APP HQ.

Pew pew to all!

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Comments (19)

White Zombie Fottiti croato dimmerda

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20-01-2026 2 Votes

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Roran stop the genocide

19-01-2026 1 Votes

Falcon Martial action man

Sosa Sosta The picture is top tier art

19-01-2026 2 Votes

Zalo-Ghur replied to Sosa Sosta Thank you! Me and chatgpt highly appreciate it.

19-01-2026 1

Zalo-Ghur replied to Sosa Sosta I would also like to make it clear that Bruce did not pose naked for the picture.

19-01-2026 4

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Zolix777 replied to Sosa Sosta WHY NOT?

Le Duc I declare war on Croatia

Zalo-Ghur replied to Le Duc not a bad idea. I may do it myself just to mix things up

19-01-2026 7

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Colon3lBruce replied to Le Duc We don’t wish to get into war with you guys, but if you decide to go for it, we ll welcome it🫡

martial_ant replied to Le Duc Why Croatia dude? Attack Hungary, zalogur is evil mastermind behind this

SirDeath I know its a scam but I still bought it 🤪

sw_popka Amphitheatre in Pula Pact

18-01-2026 5 Votes

Lionheart I love the name of this operation

18-01-2026 4 Votes

Deleted Can't wait for new memes by Zalogur.

18-01-2026 7 Votes

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Bokoman Good luck guys

18-01-2026 2 Votes

Shakoor Vodite ljubav, a ne rat

Hazyouthere Sausage War would remain supreme in Germany, but Italy cant be far behind.

Hazyouthere replied to Hazyouthere Safe travels on both sides

18-01-2026 1

Colon3lBruce Benvenuti 🫡🙂😉

El Scorpion Show must go on!

18-01-2026 3 Votes

passionce You just want to eat pizza and drink wine…. You won’t fool me!

Jez8011 replied to passionce Kochana, tu chodzi o to, że włosi lepszą kiełbe robią i to ich rozsierdziło.

El Scorpion replied to passionce You got us.. Pssst

TheSky o7

Jez8011 I know you martials. The real reason is because regular Italian sausages are better than your Ćevapčići, and that make you mad! I know it, i was in Sarajevo '84 Piran. They tell me everything.

martial_ant replied to Jez8011 I will pretend you didn't said that...

18-01-2026 2

Kermit the Frog signed by a stoned frog o7

18-01-2026 1 Votes

Sagalar Respectful war, my type of war.

Jez8011 replied to Sagalar A sausage war, worse than all the others.

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