EPIC - Operation High Sun Beach

EPIC - Operation High Sun Beach

EPIC Statement on Recent Events

• WET has been actively rallying the server against EPIC.

• EPIC honored its agreements, including a NAP (Non-Aggression Pact) with BFTE where we even ceded regions to WET as goodwill.

• In the last war vs BFTE, WET captured 5 of 6 regions with minimal resistance—after being invited in when BFTE was at full strength—then signed a separate NAP without us.

• A coordinated EPIC operation neutralized WET’s nuclear capacity over Sweden and damaged key infrastructure.

• South Korea and Poland fired on EPIC forces, violating existing NAPs. We’re awaiting negotiations for compensation; absent that, we’ll respond decisively.

How We Got Here

It’s no secret: WET’s recent hobby has been collecting alliances like Pokémon—except the goal was “All against EPIC.” This despite us being the kind of neighbors who bring you pie and, occasionally, entire regions. During our NAP with BFTE, we ceded territory in good faith. (Spoiler: it did not age well.)

Then came the last war with BFTE. They walked off with 5/6 regions while doing the bare minimum cardio. This was after we invited them when BFTE was still stacked, and while we refused a side-deal NAP without them, they happily inked a NAP without us. If duplicity burned calories, some folks would be beach-ready year-round.

The Operations 

To counter the dogpile, we launched an alliance-level action with compartmentalized codenames to prevent leaks:

• Operation God’s Revenge (US): Not subtle, very on-brand.

• Operation High Sun Beach (KSA): The plan was sun, sand, and mocktails. The reality was… brisk. Picture a penguin discovering thermal cooking and deciding it’s bath time.

Result : A swift nuclear strike over Sweden erased WET’s nuclear capabilities and took a chunk out of their infrastructure.

About Those NAPs

We value NAPs. They keep the server playable and the salt mines from flooding. Which is why it’s especially disappointing that South Korea and Poland fired on EPIC forces, breaking their NAPs. We’re calling both to the table to discuss appropriate compensation. If that doesn’t happen promptly, we’ll assume they prefer the kind of feedback that glows in the dark.

What’s Next

• Negotiations first. We’re setting the table; bring your good cutlery.

• Compensation is expected. Break a NAP, pay the tab.

• Further action remains on the menu if the above isn’t met.

Final Word

Agreements are only as strong as the people who keep them. If you break your word now, why should anyone trust your signature tomorrow? The server is watching—and so are we.

Signed,
EPIC Command — serious about peace, dangerously competent at the alternative.