[Alliance Weekly] Day 319

Hi, I have now been freed from the Saudi embassy, I made it out with most of my toes still attached and I was rescued just as they started preparing the acid to cover up their journalist related crimes.

Anyway lets get straight into it. The World War is still ongoing, the tide is starting to turn, and more countries who aren't in an alliance are starting to take a side against EPIC. So this week I added "Anti-Epic aligned" to the stats. They are not an actual alliance, they are there to visualize the reality on the battlefield.

I asked EPIC (well mostly Saudis answered) what countries they think should be listed there but was met with very unhelpful complaining about other things so I went ahead with this, if you want a country added/removed ping me in the Eclesiar general channel and I can make an additional statistics image just for you.

Current Alliances

WET consists of Sweden, Germany, UK, France, Portugal and Poland.

EPIC consists of Saudi Arabia, Slovenia, USA, Brazil, Chile, Japan, Hungary and Bosnia (Herzegovina has yet to confirm their allegiance).

Samyang Buldak (previously referred to as Kpoppers, I keep asking for an official name but I'm not getting one, so this week we call them after my favorite korean noodles) consists of South Korea, China, Bulgaria and Serbia.

Anti-EPIC aligned (still not a real alliance, read the second and third paragraph) consists of Iraq, Croatia, Peru and Italy. If you disagree with this, read paragraph 3.

Current Treaties (and wars)

As I was saying when I so rudely got interrupted by the Saudi hit squad last week...

Poland broke their NAP with EPIC as a response to EPIC nuking and launching an invasion on the rest of WET.

EPIC broke their NAP with Samyang Buldak after a week of Samyang Buldak getting involved in the war to the extent their NAP would allow, cleverly skirting the grey zone. (I'm SURE the comment section won't blow up with another debate on this one).

So we're in a world war between EPIC (who fired the first shot) and WET + Samyang Buldak + Anti-EPIC aligned. If you had missed this happening, I'm jealous of whatever bomb shelter you live in.

Balance of Power

Stats as of Day 319, if you can't read this it's because the picture is so high resolution. You might need to right click and "Open Image", or follow this link directly if you prefer:
https://i.ibb.co/tT9N4GGs/image.png

Comments (6)

Masacre23 Good article, subscribed. BTW It would be interesting to know the most important not aligned countries and which could try joining to any of those factions.

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17-08-2025 0 Votes

ExHell You excel in Excel

martial_ant As..ole, put link to image so we can see it on phone

15-08-2025 0 Votes

martial_ant replied to martial_ant Oh, sorry

15-08-2025 0

PoIand agree with jewfish, future naps with esim players would to be 50 pages long cuz people have no common sense. Non-Agreesion Pact means you agree not to cause harm to each other not to "cleverly skirt around the grey zones"

adriias Samyang Buldak is better than any name suggestion from zikoshi

15-08-2025 1 Votes

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Roran Official name of buldaks will be intoduced after epic fall

15-08-2025 2 Votes

Ashborn

replied to Roran pls dont Kpoppers sound much better

15-08-2025 2

PoIand replied to Roran agree with ash the name krappers really suits them, they crap on the floor all day and occasionally repeat things they hear like parrots in the wild life

Nushid replied to Roran Trendo, my friend, you have misread it. Kpoppers comes from Knuckleheads Poppers. A looot of popping recently ;)

PoIand replied to Roran thats a nice story but i smelled the stench of the krappers from beyond the game which prompted the recent popping

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