Interview with lllllll

1. Trendo: Please introduce yourself to the readers.
   lllllll: Ohai, I'm lllllll aka daq, Caliph of Saudi Arabia and I have been playing these for half of my life at this point - which is not something to be proud of. You can usually find me shitposting on Discord as I'm pretty much terminally online at this point.
   Trendo: 11...12...13...14... what number comes after 14?
   lllllll: Mate, I work in IT and have degree in some economics bullshit, I can only do math in Excel.

2. Trendo: Who is lllllll outside the game?
    lllllll: 30 year old system architect from Finland who spends majority of his time sitting in useless Teams meetings and drawing bad PowerPoint presentations so overpaid programmers can feed their families. I'm convinced that I have no life outside of work and these browser games, except drinking and supporting local football club.

3. Trendo: Is Saudi Arabia alive? Does it has a pulse?
    lllllll: We are slowing building our sand castles with literally the #1 builder within the game and doing some alliance politik. Our pulse varies a lot because we are always just a small moment away from actual heart attack because of salami and znarch playing within the country. Thankfully all foreign affairs bullshit has been delegated to you.
   Trendo: But im not saudi mofa.
   lllllll: Congratulations, now you are!

4. Trendo: How is Saudi Arabia organized internally? Any signs of democracy?
    lllllll: Saudi Arabia is basically a caliphate where the Caliph and his ministers have full control over all aspects of regular citizens' lives. Some resistance has been spotted but it we have always dealt with it - swiftly and violently.

5. Trendo: Do you think something should be changed in the game?
    lllllll: Current tournament system is atrocious, tournament rounds could be easily shortened to 3x 5min to keep overall tournament length in check. Having to follow the game for hours on end for just clicking few times is major waste of time and not very attractive game mechanic.
It's an understandable part of real warfare but completely moot in a smaller side quests what tournaments actually are.

6. Trendo: Can you reveal to us your long-term plan for the country?
     lllllll: Our long-term plan is to gatekeep salami from getting q5 bread and sell Znarch to highest bidder.
    Trendo: Whats the motivation behind entering the alliance ASTRA
    lllllll: Games like these stagnate if everyone just farms or creates hugboxy alliances with 70% of active playerbase. Multiple smaller alliances with selfish interests can hopefully make it more fun.

7. Trendo: How much time do you spend on the game?
    lllllll: Actual gameplay doesn't take that much of a time per day but thanks to my job I'm pretty much always available on Discord, so I usually end up discussing or coordinating some stuff through it but nowadays I refuse to sacrifice any rest over these damn games. Except when it means that I can annoy my gardener Graff, then it is always worth it.
   Trendo: Is graff a diligent worker?
   lllllll: The best, Mexicans are known to be great gardeners and I don't even need to pay taxes!

8. Trendo: Did you pass out while writing your name? Whats the story behind llllllll and daqako?
    lllllll: There is an idiom in Nordics, "a dear child has many names", which also works in this case. I have been known under many names across these games: zRTx, ios, daqako and lllllll to name a few. But times change and one needs to follow them or fall behind, otherwise we would still be using IRC as primary communication method.

9. Trendo: If you have watched Game of Thrones, you remind me of Tywin Lannister, do you agree?
   lllllll: Hilariously accurate take because I sometimes feel like Tywin who rebuilt the family dynasty after his father, just to lose everything due his bastard children. Somost the father who left us in ruin and now I can't stop you lot from ruining the country. I fully expect to die on the toilet by salami or some other cat shooting me.
   Trendo: Is best to not f*ck with salam`s bread
   lllllll:


10. Trendo: What is the most fun thing you did in the game? And/or most fond memory.
     lllllll: Winning one Sunday tournament because Calheta got fucked over by a game bug and wasn't even able to participate in final rounds.

11. Trendo: What is your zodiac sign?
    lllllll: Sagittarius

12. Trendo: Do you have something to say to our readers?
     lllllll: Selling znarch, please place your bids by DMing me on discord @daqako