Interview with Nowe

1. Trendo: Please introduce yourself to the readers.
    Nowe: Hi, I'm Nowe (Noa).
 
2. Trendo: Who is Nowe outside the game?
     Nowe: Entertainment Industry, nightlife, shady things happen in California the closer you are to Hollywood. It's fun though (we all love pointless violence). Sex, models, drugs.
 
3. Trendo: Whats the story behind naming KyselyCesnek as Kyle, is that a South Park reference?
     Nowe: I used to just keysmash because I couldn't be bothered to remember the name of someone constantly defeated, but in my recent attempt to acknowledge his existence it just shortened to Kyle and yes, Cartman's voice does play in my head as I resign myself to their existence. Also it's just funny. The fact everyone knows who I'm talking about and it's become an inside joke makes it even more hilarious.
 
4. Trendo: You claim to be the rightful heir to the Chinese throne, how many international countries officially support the claim of a supposed deal breaker?
     Nowe: Iran is our biggest supporter, and funny enough the claim was originally acknowledged by the current military coup that seized power during the "co-existence" phase we had before it was tanked. I'd say our closest allies are Iran, Indonesia, and Portugal - though you'd have to ask Farsen for the real stats as I give him free rein to do what's needed for the best of our nation. As for breaking deals, that never came from myself as I didn't speak for the most part. In the end, however, i've decided "Let it flow"- or "Wu-Wei"; so regardless of how things turn out- in laymans terms- "it is what it is."
    Trendo: C`est la vie eh.
    Nowe: You gotta be able to shrug trough life and keep it moving in order to get any manner of happiness.
 
5. Trendo: Do you think something should be changed in the game?
     Nowe: I think the game will sort itself out over the upcoming weeks. It's new, so it needs time to grow. Once we migrate to Uzbekistan I will be a happy boy with zero complaints.
     Trendo: How confident are you that uzi will rise in the immediate future?
     Nowe: Uzbekistan is memorable. Uzbekistan is righteous. Those seated in the far corners of Japan know of the tales of my maenads, and the sands of Saudi Arabia hum with the hooves of the Steppe. Gun or sword, we are pious. All who fall against blades forged beneath the blazing sun are children of God, and we send them to the stars as messengers of the world, Messiahs of a New World Order.
 
6. Trendo: You and the current PoTUS, petros, ended the last alpha on bad terms, yet now can be seen together on more friendly terms, to what is owed the winds of change?
     Nowe: I'm never on bad terms with anyone (on this game at least). Business is business. We're playing a pixel game. I troll a lot sure, but again- entertainment. It's of no consequence to me if people can't take a joke or get personal about a browser based game.
 
7. Trendo: How much time do you spend on the game?
     Nowe: I'm not even level 10.
     Trendo: Some people stay below lv.10 on purpose to hunt medals in stadium☕
     Nowe: I should probably get on that. I`ve been shorting myself.
 
8. Trendo: You are mostly seen alternating between the names nowe and noa, how did you come up with them and what is the reason for alternating between them?
    Nowe: Nowe is pronounced Noa, and I would change it to Noa but I don't have the funds. It'll be changed in the future. Nowe is my original eRep name that I typically used since 2009, but I've been wanting to switch things up in the past year since none of these kids played the OG during the glory days anyways.
 
9. Trendo: If you have watched Game of Thrones, you remind me of Cercei Lannister, do you agree?
     Nowe:I googled their personality type and character analysis and my ENTJ/ENTP + 8w7 enneagram disagrees.
 
10. Trendo: What is the most fun thing you did in the game? And/or most fond memory.
       Nowe: The game just started so I would say we haven't had fun yet. When I arrive in Uzbekistan on my steed and grab a fistful of dirt, sniff it, and throw it into the wind proclaiming "God is gracious," that is when the fond memories will begin.
 
11. Trendo: What is your zodiac sign?
      Nowe: Sagittarius.
 
12. Trendo: Do you have something to say to our readers?
      Nowe: Join Uzbekistan if you're not Kyle.