Palácio do Planalto

12/03/2026

My fellow Brazilians and citizens of the world,

I speak to you at a moment when tensions across the globe have been rapidly rising. Reports of conflicts and nations issuing statements have created an atmosphere of uncertainty and concern. In times like these, it is important for leaders to speak calmly, clearly, and responsibly.

The battle in Kashgar has been a fierce one, and despite not being favorable for the alliance, I would like to say that surrender has never been an option and will never be - Brazil and its allies will fight until their last breath to defend against Swedish agression. I repeat: WE WILL NEV-

Oh, wait, what? Brazil is not at war with Sweden? The battle in Kashgar was against South Korea? Wait, is this not Apollo? No, I'm not a leader on Zeus, why did you guys tell me to do this statement? 

Anyway, sorry about that, everyone. I'll go back to my server.