Protest - against destroying our health in name of 'environmentally friendly" agriculture.

AGAINST THE MANDATORY APPLICATION OF CEREASORB

We express our firm opposition to the mass and mandatory use of CereaSorb on agricultural crops. This "miracle" substance, recently forced upon us under the guise of maximizing CO2 absorption by plants, represents - contrary to the aggressive propaganda campaign by the Chomato corporation - an unprecedented threat to public health.

At first glance, the idea of increasing crop biomass by introducing external modified chlorophyll seems like a brilliant concept. However, the fact that over billions of years of evolution, no plant has ever developed a similar mechanism should set off every red flag. Among those who, reassured by scientists on Chomato's payroll, consume cheap, "enriched" bread, cases of a previously unknown condition are emerging: Ectopic Epidermal Hyperoxidation (also known as Oxygen Anarchy Syndrome).

While intracellular O2 production upon exposure to sunlight might seem desirable, a permanent oversupply of free oxygen drastically disrupts the homeostasis of our microbiome. Aerobic strains of symbiotic bacteria undergo rapid hypermutation, launching their own miniaturized industrial revolution right on our skin. Patients complain of quiet, rhythmic tapping emanating from their forearms at night and the necessity of deep-cleaning clothes due to microscopic smog produced by their own evolving bacterial flora. In extreme cases, subcutaneous fat layers, under the influence of high amounts of atomic oxygen, undergo spontaneous self-combustion - already mockingly dubbed the "Burning Fool Syndrome."

That is not all! The absorption of solar energy inhibits vitamin D3 synthesis in the skin, resulting in tooth rickets and **K.A.C. (Kranial Autodestructive Compression), which Chomato attempts to blame on consumer alcohol abuse. One must wonder: from WHAT grain is that alcohol distilled...?

We must emphasize: this is only the first side effect we know of! CereaSorb was introduced to the market only a few months ago. If such a short period of use has already led to evolutionary anarchy on our skin and widespread "burning fools," we shudder to think what the long-term effects will be.

We demand an immediate moratorium on the use of CereaSorb before our daily bread turns us into walking ecosystems for mutated civilizations.

We protest against being treated like guinea pigs! Everyone knows what lies behind this aggressive lobbying for new preparations.

And what is it? CHOMATO!!!

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