FRANCE DECLARES WAR ON COLOMBIA

​Lilico and I freed Bogotá—didn't even raise a finger, by the way. NOT ONE FINGER! The international community, everybody, they all agree: Colombia deserves a capital! It's called BASIC RESPECT. And now we've started a MAJOR reconstruction project, the biggest, most beautiful project you've ever seen—and the French? The COLONIZERS? They want to DESTROY it! Can you believe it? We're building, they're bombing. DISGRACEFUL. The whole world is watching. These French colonizers had their time—it's OVER. We will NOT let them destroy what we're building. Lilico and I—we're WINNING. They're LOSING. Very simple. Should the French remain in Bogotá? NO. Absolutely not. OUT. They gotta go. Colonizers—that's what they are. Colombia for Colombians! Lilico knows it, I know it, the whole world knows it. The French had a good run, very long run, too long frankly, and now it's OVER. Pack your bags. Go home. Eat your croissants. Bogotá belongs to the COLOMBIAN PEOPLE. Very simple. GET OUT.