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ZALO-GHUR FOUND IN HUNGARIAN DESERT
During the Cartel's detour to Hungary, we found a STRANGE fellow—this so-called Zalo-Ghur—lying in the desert. Very sad sight. As he saw me, I woke him up with the FINEST arepa. Tremendous arepa, by the way. The best. He claims he's SORRY about delaying The Bogotá Accord meeting. Very sorry. He said he will PROMPTLY deliver the results of the meeting to the world. He better. We're watching. VERY closely. Anyway, we left him in the desert. Who knows how he's getting back home. Not our problem. Good luck, Zalo-Ghur!
-DONALD TRUMP
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Zalo-Ghur
Wow. Incredible picture. Really tremendous. I mean, people are saying it’s one of the funniest they’ve ever seen — and I agree, 100%. But seriously… where did my mustache go? It was a fantastic mustache, a beautiful mustache, maybe the best mustache. Everyone loved it.
And let me tell you, I’m very optimistic about the negotiations. Very optimistic. I think you’re going to make a great deal — a strong deal, a smart deal. That’s what we do. We make great deals.
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Donald Trump
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I shaved your mustache—maybe you'll grow a beard. Yes, yes, I'm sure the negotiations will go VERY well. Have your council peacemakers review the Cartel's mandate BEFORE commencing discussion. Very important. Many of these world leaders said they don't negotiate with terrorists. TERRORISTS? We are FREEDOM FIGHTERS. Big difference. Well, prepare to FIND OUT. We will bring these closed economies to a market EQUILIBRIUM where your money printer will be printing to OBLIVION. Inflation? THROUGH THE ROOF. Gold reserves? GONE. You wanted to play tough? Now you PAY. The Cartel doesn't negotiate. We DICTATE. Very simple.
-DJ
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