MARTIAL CAN'T

​Martial Ant—HORRIBLE leader. The WORST, actually. APP is crumbling under his tiny little legs. Can't make deals. Can't stop raids. Can't free ONE region. What does he DO all day? Crawl around? Very pathetic. Under Martial Ant, APP became A Pile of Poop. Coincidence? I don't think so. FIRE HIM. Get a REAL leader. Someone with a SPINE. Not an exoskeleton.

The ant colony is BURNING. And what does Martial do? NOTHING. Hides in his anthill. Very scared. Very weak. He's not a Martial ANT—he's a Martial CAN'T. Can't lead. Can't negotiate. Can't WIN.

In ONE WEEK—APP got COOKED by Donald. ONE WEEK. A single stateless freedom fighter DESTROYED an entire alliance. Very embarrassing. The most embarrassing, actually. Martial Ant should RESIGN. In shame. But he won't. Because ants don't have SHAME. Just tiny brains.

Even REAL ants work harder. This guy? Just CRAWLS. Slowly. While DONALD DESTROYS his alliance. One raid at a time. STEP ON THE ANT. Crush him. REPLACE him. APP deserves... actually, no. They CHOSE the ant. Very stupid. 🐜💩

-DT