DONALD TRUMP'S PLAN TO MAKE SERBIA GREAT AGAIN
A 10-POINT PLAN TO UNITE SERBIA AS A CAPITALIST NATION
1. RESTORE FREE MARKET CAPITALISM
Dismantle ALL state owned holdings. IMMEDIATELY. The government has NO business running businesses. Privatize EVERYTHING. Let the FREE MARKET decide.
2. OPEN THE MARKETS
End ALL embargoes. Serbia trades with EVERYONE. No restrictions. No barriers. FREE TRADE brings WEALTH.
WITH THE GOLD FLOWING INTO SERBIA'S TREASURY—we can STOCK the nation's storage FULL of Q5 GUNS. Q5 AIRS. Q5 BREAD. ARM our citizens with GEAR. INVEST in their SUCCESS.
3. PROTECT FOREIGN INVESTORS
Guarantee that foreign-owned businesses will NEVER be violated again. Investor confidence RESTORED. Gold flows INTO Serbia, not OUT.
4. LOWER TAXES
Cut currency rates. Cut NPC wages. Make Serbia the CHEAPEST place to do business. Investors will FLOOD in.
5. TRANSPARENCY IN GOVERNMENT
ALL transactions PUBLIC. Every gold piece ACCOUNTED for. No more PIGGY BANK politicians. Show the BOOKS.
6. DEPART FROM ALLIANCE OF PISS AND POOP
Serbia does NOT belong with CROATIANS. Historical enemies. CENTURIES of rivalry. We leave APP. We stand ALONE. We stand STRONG.
7. CONQUER CROATIA
Not join them. CONQUER them. Take their regions. Expand Serbian EMPIRE. This is the Serbian WAY.
8. REACQUIRE ARGENTINE COLONIES
Serbia had colonies. Serbia LOST colonies. Under Donny? Serbia REACQUIRES them.
9. NIGHT TIME RAIDS ON ENEMIES
Big Donny leads from the FRONT. Raiding. Looting. Enslaving. Our enemies FEAR us. ALLIES RESPECT us.
10. EXPEL THE CORRUPT AND THIEVES
The corrupt and thieves will NEVER be in a position of power EVER AGAIN. They will be EXPELLED from Serbia. PERMANENTLY. They should join the crooked criminals in CROATIA. That's where they BELONG. Serbia is for HONEST Serbians. Not CROOKS. Not THIEVES. Not TRAITORS.
THE RESULT?
Serbia becomes the GREATEST nation in Eclesiar. The RICHEST. The most POWERFUL.
Foreign investors PROTECTED.
Capitalism RESTORED.
Croatia CONQUERED.
Crooks EXPELLED.
THIS IS DONNY'S PLAN. THIS IS SERBIA'S FUTURE.
MAKE SERBIA GREAT AGAIN.
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-DT