OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCES CURRENCY BUYBACK PROGRAM WITH SLOVENIA
Due to yours truly—DONALD TRUMP—a CHAMPION of free markets, Slovenia announces they will agree to BUY BACK all $SIT at 0.1. THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY SPENT SEVERAL THOUSAND GOLD BUYING BACK THEIR FOREIGN HOLDERS OF SIT TRUST.
Previously? The rate was TANKING to 0.08x. Crashing. COLLAPSING. Worthless.
Now? They have already EXECUTED all their bids back to 0.1. Very fast. Very SCARED.
HOWEVER—all holders of $SIT should contact DONALD TRUMP. Because Donald Trump will be charging Slovenia an additional 10% MARKUP for the INCONVENIENCE.
You manipulate currency? You PAY extra. Simple.
THIS IS A FIRM NOTICE TO ALL NATIONS:
If you MANIPULATE your currency—Donald Trump and ALL foreign holders of your currency will show up at your CORES. Armed and READY to topple your government.
Many over the weeks thought Donald Trump was a JOKE.
Many world leaders have CHANGED their opinion. In a VERY short time frame.
DONNY IS NOT A JOKE. DONNY IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
-DT