BREAKING: Nuclear Arsenal Used against Argentina

Germany has launched a nuclear attack on Argentina. Two nuclear warheads detonated in the Southern Argentian province of Rio Gallegos.

The explosions decimated the military bases in the province, while the fallout rendered the industrial facilities of the province unusable.

In a horrifying turn of events, a local hospital was obliterated as collateral damage.

International watchdogs expressed their revulsion and contempt towards the European power, however, are waiting for a response from Germany on what could possibly justify such a heinous attack.