Colombian Freedom Fund!

Me and Lilico working HARD at building the Colombian Freedom Fund. TREMENDOUS work. The best work, actually. Every gold piece goes to FREEDOM. Every loot? FREEDOM. Every enslaved NPC? FREEDOM. We're building something BEAUTIFUL. Colombia WILL be free. The fund is GROWING. Lightning speed. Lilico and I? UNSTOPPABLE. One mission. FREE COLOMBIA. The world laughed at us. Now? They're SCARED. Very scared. Keep watching. The Colombian Freedom Fund is RISING. Non-negotiable.

-DJ